Blonde By Design

Thursday, August 10, 2006

I Wonder.....

If people with double standards ever confuse themselves.

Why, when I have a good book to read, I need to take more naps. *blonde look* (*laughs* hey... I cannnn read.. *winks*)

If the "Lets do lunch" type of people in the world really even eat lunch.

Why Churches talk about God, but so few really talk to HIM.

When I finish learning Spanish if it will improve my French. (I currently don't speak French)

Why, when some people don't get their way, they feel the need to be mean or say nasty things about someone they once acted like they were friends with.
Does their brain slide back to Jr. High... or were they always that way???

Why dogs feel the need to eat cat poop. ewwwwww

Why there isn't a Lost & Found Department to reclaim lost trust. There should be, the world and many people would be in a better place. People should try it.

Why, after my great Rah!Rah! cheerleading *BRING IT ON* mental speech to get back on my medical diet I haven't been able to look a piece of broccoli in the eye. *laughs at self... I so need to get back on my diet. I am currently a vegetable flunky*

Why some people feel that they're the only ones that can be right - even when they're wrong. Is it that they never learned to share their toys as a kid?

If snobs know that the snobbier they are, the greater it shows the depth of their insecurity - and, if they knew, would they then *pretend* to be nice?

Why they would put Avenue F next to EXIT F on a freeway off ramp. Don't they KNOW there are blondes on the road???

Why some people don't get that there is no power in control... that power is actually within the person?

Why it is when I have to take some medicines 3 times a day I religiously forget the 3rd dose? *frowns at self*

Why an appreciative *Thank You* isn't enough for some people and they're not happy until you've sent in a parade with balloons and a banner? Or why some people give, but treat you like you owe them something afterwards? Is it a mental disease, do you think? Or just hard for them to give up the gift??

Why some people will act like they're doing you a favor when their act of kindness is only a thinly veiled act of manipulation to gain something they want for themselves.

Why some men don't know that there is nothing sexier than a guy who knows how to show emotion, say he's sorry (and mean it) or admit that he's been wrong.... and that he's NOT the weaker sex for doing so, but ten times stronger!

If invisible font is the same as invisible ink... or if there were just no words before then?

Why some men think that just because they have dicks that they're desirable - and other men don't get that, despite how their dick seems to get in their way, they're very desirable.

And the Dick of the Day Award goes to:

The guy who's name rhymes with *ick*.
To answer your questions:
1) I'm wearing clothes, if you're watching I'm wearing a bulky turtle neck and baggy wool slacks,
2) Not in a million years, this life time or the next,
3) Any part of your anatomy is *not* my problem!

Have a great weekend all (even you *ick*) *big smiles*



17 Comments:

  • I wonder

    If my mind ever stops thinking about stuff even when I'm asleep. sometimes I wake up and feel like I never went to sleep at all..

    Don't we carry the world on our shoulder sometimes ?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:26 AM  

  • I don't know, Brian. Losing sleep is never a good thing, though. I'd get wayyy too crabby if I let my sleep get disturbed over brain matter, so, I don't recommend going that route. Try the blonde way. *grins* Wonder about it long enough to put it in your blog... then grin and walk away from all that thinking type of stuff. *grins n winks*

    By Blogger Sprite, at 6:01 PM  

  • I wonder...
    When you are coming to dinner?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:49 PM  

  • I'm wondering what the temp is in California. Wool?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:51 AM  

  • LMAO... Anonymous, the temp in Ca. is just above barely wear clothing. It's not near as hot now (99-103) as it was, (109-115) However, the baggy wool slacks affect was for a wee bit of an over zealous, rude male stranger person, of whom I was trying to use humor to get my point across, without telling him what a total classless nimwit he is. *take deep breath and smiles*

    By Blogger Sprite, at 11:06 AM  

  • But, my dear Sprite, you must admit you invite all this callous attention given the fact that you parade on the web in your "barely theres".

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:27 PM  

  • Tom, I'm confused... since when does a girl in a bikini, dressed sexy, or dressed in casual t-shirts invite someone to be a sloppy porn king in my world? It's not like I'm inviting anyone. They can read, not read. I've certainly not come equipped with lose values or morals, I'm just a mischievous blonde smiling at life. Since when does being fun and being sexy make it ok for the male mind to be callous and on some occasions, a tad bit piggish?? Please enlighten. :)

    (and Tom, honestly... I don't let any of it bother me. *grins* I'm just having fun and enjoying life, as I should be... after all... my life *is* a miracle *smiles pretty* Thanks for your input *hugs*)

    By Blogger Sprite, at 1:42 PM  

  • Here are a few things to think about that you
    probably have never thought about;

    Can you cry under water?

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    What disease did cured ham actually have?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on All fours? They're both dogs!

    If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

    Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place???

    Smile, Have A Good Day

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:25 PM  

  • You just said it.... "dressed sexy". That implies a lure for the opposite sex, and hence an open invitation for ANYONE to view you and judge accordingly. You ARE on the Internet, by the way, and perhaps a bit too trusting. It goes with the territory.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:39 PM  

  • By the way... do you prefer younger men? I mean the tall, dark, and handsome kind? *S*

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:52 PM  

  • Tom... ummm, I don't dress for men or to lure men. Since when is dressing sexy an implication for luring men?? Are you telling me I don't count? Men have no minds of their own? They're all blonder than me?? Is that what you're saying?? If I look sexy they can't help themselves cuz they're minds don't work and their other heads rule the brain??? *grins*

    It's all an accident. Serious. But... I pretty much get the same reaction in real life no matter what I'm wearing. *sighs* I love my cami tops, though. They're one stop shopping and way comfy. If I were, say, a different build, would you still say the same thing? Or would you just prefer I not put myself on my blog any more? btw... I can't help the way I'm built... ask my physical therapist. He's always doing a Jessica Rabbit imitation when I'm there. He's a goof, too, but I adore him. :)

    As to being on the web.. I'm SO laughing at myself. I truly had no clue! Now you know I'm really blonde. :) I thought I was tucked away in some hidden blogger world. *giggle fest, rolls eyes at self* I googled me.. and I'll be dammmmmmed if you're not right!! *grins and nods head up and down* So, like, my brain cells don't always make it to the top floor? I sometimes drive the yellow bus and am a passenger at the same time?? lol

    And... it depends on the age of the younger man, generally, I don't prefer younger men, but I do have several guy friends that are younger than myself. It's a dilemma since they seem to prefer me. Most guys my age or older (except for Brian) are acting like they've got one foot in the grave or I'm too old for them *giggles* and younger guys... well, that's a whole other story. *smiles* Mostly, I'm not looking, I'm just enjoying life. I only shop for clothes, not men. *big grins*


    Brian... *grins*... you goof!! I'll have to make a blog out of all that. *big hugs*

    By Blogger Sprite, at 6:43 PM  

  • Sprite, men are rather uncomplicated so there is really no reason to debate this further. Also, it is well understood that individuality counts for something. That said, we can begin to categorize the male species in its many facets. However, I find it amusing that you deny men the right to appreciate that which you, yourself, appreciate, which is: to dress "sexy". So defensive, tsk tsk. Think about it.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:15 PM  

  • I am glad you think I don't act my age.Waaahoooo !

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:54 PM  

  • Tom, Tom, Tom.... I don't care if men look or appreciate. I'm cool with it. (*blushes*) I'm used to it (almost) by now. (depends on the day of the week, time of the year, and whether it's a new moon or full moon. *grins*)

    However, I also won't allow someone to disrespect me and all my silliness or sexiness. (btw... the later can't be helped, it's been that way forever. *sighs* I just gave up trying to pretend it didn't exist. *laughs at self n smiles*)

    Brian? *laughs* How old are you??? I foget. My age or just a bit younger? *winks* I mean, of course, when you're not being, ummm... the real younger you. lol

    By Blogger Sprite, at 3:43 PM  

  • I turned 47 in May, and a awesome looking 47 I might add..I cheat a little, but have all my hair, now now sprite! did'nt you save a pic to your desk top when you had a chance..
    I'll send you one to remember me by

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:10 PM  

  • Hey Bri.. you're definitely my type. Wanna go for a beer? ROFLMAO

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:35 PM  

  • LMAO!

    Brian... I remember what you look like, ya goof. *winks* Very handsome at that. All the same, you ARE younger than me. *big grins* LOL

    Don't drink too much, both of you! *grins* And have one for me... just no beer breath on the blog! *laughs*

    By Blogger Sprite, at 6:47 PM  

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