For Excitement in the Neighborhood...

For excitement in the neighborhood, a lovely drunk driver missed the corner (we think but aren't sure), ran over the lawn and landscaping, and kissed the cement wall with his car.

The nimwit had 2 children in the car with him.

Luckily no one was hurt, but I have a feeling this guy is going to be ... behind bars (steel ones - the alcohol free type.) for quite a while.

Poor dude... but... he deserves it!